Q: How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Q: What is more amazing than a talking dog?
A: A spelling bee.
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A Bloodhound.
Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?
A: They have two left feet.
Q: What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A: A shampoodle.
Q: What kind of dog can jump as high as a tall building?
A: Any kind. A building can’t jump!
Q: How does a dog
stop a VCR?
A: It presses the “paws” button!
Q: What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: Rough! Rough!