Dear God, Please help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.

Man to dog trainer: “Every time a bell rings, my dog goes into the corner.”

Dog trainer: “That’s OK, he is a Boxer.”

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? A: Because you can’t bury them in trees!

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? A: He was trying to make both ends meet! Road Puppies

Q: What happened to the dog that gave birth to puppies near the side of the road?
A: The police cited her for littering

Q: Why do dogs run in circles?
A: Because its hard to run in squares

A burglar is sneaking around the living room of the house he’s just broken into when he suddenly hears a voice saying “Beware, Jesus is watching you.” He turns around, swings the beam of his flashlight to direction the voice and sees a parrot. The bird repeats “Beware, Jesus is watching you.” The burglar walks up to the parrot and asks “And what may your name be?” The parrot answers “Bobo.” The burglar snickers and says “I think that is a silly name for a parrot.”
The parrot answers “Maybe, but not half as silly as Jesus for a Rottweiler.”

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